- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to even

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The ability to die on command.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to lock open doors

Pointless Super Powers