- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to be fireproof under water

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

Pointless Super Powers