- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

power to fart through your mouth

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the ability to talk to humans

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the ability to glow in the light.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to police irony

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

Acid tears.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Pointless Super Powers