The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to eat food.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to misspell

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The power to turn into a pebble

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!