- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power of being pointless

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to know where the beef is

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to scare female plants.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to look like yourself

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to die everytime you pee

the power to fly while under water

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to not get shit dick

Pointless Super Powers