The power to not get shit dick

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to live.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the power to write only the letter R

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!