- Pointless Super Powers

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to be super jewish

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power of becoming an apple tree

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

make youself dumb

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

boo

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.