the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!