The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to die.

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

The ability to talk to bacteria

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to see through air

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!