The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!