The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to eat bread

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the power to like charlie

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!