The power to not exercise.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the powre to spel

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!