The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!