The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to lock open doors

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!