the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Delayed Reaction Man

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to have a power

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The ability to not have a super power.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to be an idiot.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!