- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to lose this power.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the power to not have superpowers

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to change your eye color.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power of making toast land butter-side up

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

Pointless Super Powers