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The power drown in water

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!