The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to post here

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Delayed Reaction Man

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!