The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to eat bread

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to live.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!