The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to think of food

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to die early.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!