- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

Having the power to stand still

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to start time.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.