The power to fly but only when touching the ground

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to police irony

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

All of aquaman's powers.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to walk on land.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to like any show

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!