the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to live.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the ability to see through air

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The power drown in water

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!