The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to live.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!