The power to lick your balls.

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The power to troll.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to not care.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to count to infinity.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!