The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!