- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to summon old people

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

the power to sneeze cum

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to never get drunk

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to create powers

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to be stupid

Pointless Super Powers