The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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to make asians smart

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!