the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to waste money

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!