the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!