DIY LOL
Anti Joke
DIY Fail
Scumbag Steve
Things You Think Only You Do
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
213
214
215
216
217
218
219
220
221
…
Next ›
Last »
the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock
thumb_up
thumb_down
+33
THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT
thumb_up
thumb_down
+31
The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+27
The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others
thumb_up
thumb_down
+17
The ability to swim in water.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+11
the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day
thumb_up
thumb_down
+5
The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-1
The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-1
The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-5
The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+152
The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+152
The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+144
A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+144
The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life
thumb_up
thumb_down
+142
The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+138
The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+128
The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit
thumb_up
thumb_down
+120
The power to have night vision during the day.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+110
The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged
thumb_up
thumb_down
+108
The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+106
the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house
thumb_up
thumb_down
+102
The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+98
the power to be invisible when sleep.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+88
The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front
thumb_up
thumb_down
+86
« First
‹ Prev
…
213
214
215
216
217
218
219
220
221
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!