The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!