The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!