the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to talk to humans

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to fall up.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!