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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.
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The power to breath at will.
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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/
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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.
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The power to skip the Kripp.
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The power to lose this power.
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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water
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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.
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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive
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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls
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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee
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the power to disappear up your own asshole
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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see
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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.
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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.
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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin
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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.
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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.
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The power of telepathy but only when you alone
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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.
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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.
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The power to die at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!