The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!