Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to sit

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!