The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Being a freemason

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!