The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!