The power to die when you change emotions

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The ability to hear fish.

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to live.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

To be able to summon old people

The power of women's rights.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!