The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!