To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to not see ads

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to waste money

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!