- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to see when the lights are on

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to write a country song

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to fall up.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to get arrested

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to make a pint a gallon

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

Pointless Super Powers