The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!