the power to write on cellophane

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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to make asians smart

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!