The power to count to infinity.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to beathe

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!