The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to look into your brain

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To pee standing up.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!