- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to run Crysis.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to die when you get old

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to read this sentence

Acid tears.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the power to find children extremely attractive

Pointless Super Powers