The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to be powerless

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Nope. Just nope.

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!