- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

swear words -jesse

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

ability to levitate using my fart...

the power to know when a politician is lying

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

Doing a handstand with your feet

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to bread toast!

The power of learning

The power to poop whenever you want.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

Pointless Super Powers