The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to like charlie

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to beathe

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!