The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to have a power

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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32% Levitation.

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i love to make shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!