the ability to make something that docent exists

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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To be able to summon old people

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!