The ability to swim in water.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to grow fingernails.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see through air

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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A good Kisser

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The ability to see through insects.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to ignore useful information

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!