- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

Acid pee

The power to touch your toes

The power of self mind control

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

Every time you clap some one dies

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to have a atomic fart

Pointless Super Powers