The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to write a country song

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!