The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power of being yourself

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to drown on land.

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to die when you are happy

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power drown in water

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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make youself dumb

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!