the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!