The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the powre to spel

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to poo.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!