The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to like charlie

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!