The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to die early.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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to spelle caretly

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!