- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to be a woman

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

to be shitty

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

Pointless Super Powers