The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the ability to type slower.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to never get drunk

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!